The opening to the worst screenplay ever concieved!


Scene opens at simpson house

 

Barscht Soupson runs across the loft and trips, his can body rolls/bounces down the stairs, Barscht makes a “ouch” noise on each step. He rolls right into the living room and collides with his father, Homemade, knocking him over. 

 

Homade

BARSCHT!

 

Barscht

Ay Can-rumba!

 

From off screen we hear the mom, Margetrone

Margestrone

No roughhousing in there! I dont want you boys to dent 

yourselfs

 

Both Barscht and Homade, Downcast

yes ma’am


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